Wednesday, January 18, 2012

A Day Full of Life

Sooo I've Been Gone For A While ... SORRY BABIES ! But BACK TO JAY & BEY .. (:


Sooo we gone skip to the next year &+ i forgot the dates in my blog soo let's just say it's around January 2003




AT BEY AND JAY HOUSE
Jay:Yoooooo Bey ? 
Bey :Suppp son ?
Jay: you think Bri wanna go to Chuckee Cheese ?
Bey: or you think you wanna go to Chuckee Cheese ?
Jay:both. *laughs*
Bey: you a big kid dude
Jay-but do you ?
Bey: ummm how bout you go ask her Shawn ..
Jay-eww please call me Jay 
Bey-naw your name is Shawn 
Jay*rolls his eyes* why yo ass always being difficult 
Bey-& why yo ass ain't go ask Bri  to go to Chuckee chesse yet ?!
Jay-*gets in her face* look lil nigga stop talking to me like i'm yo lil bitch, tighten up ...
Bey-*laughs* i'm sorry baby , you know i lubsss you 
Jay-yea whatever...BRI ????!!!!
Bey-so you don't love me anymore Mr.Carter ? *smirks*
Jay-*side-eyes her* chill with all that ma 
Bey-*laughs* i'm not cold tho
Jay-you know what bye Beyonce.
Bey-but babbyyyy ..
Jay-ughh what yo ?
Bey-you mad ?
Jay- the fuck you want Bey ?
Bey-*thinking: damn he sexy ass hell when he mad , looking like a strawberry and shit* "you sexy when you mad"
Jay-*starts to leave out the room* "be serious damn bey"
Bey-*laughs* i am , but i wanna go to Chuckee cheese with you beautiful people. *smiles*
Jay-no !!
Bey-no?!
Jay-naw i'm joking come on ma 
Bey-yay !!
Jay-big ass kid
Bey-i know you ain't talking bruh ..
Jay-my name isn't bruh , it's Shawn..
Bey-whateva, and nigga why you still talking to me, go get Bri so we can go..
Jay-aite Beyonce keep talking shit ..
Bey-you ain't goneee doooo shittttt ... *does the cabbage patch*
Jay-*walks out the room* ion know why she think i keep playing with her ass, i'm gone set shit straight tomorrow but not today tho because i wanna go to chuckee cheese and shit. "BRI BRI !!"
Bri-*walks out her room holding a teddy bear* "yes daddy?"
Jay-you wanna go to Chuckee cheese baby girl..
Bri-yesssssss !! are we going now daddy !! huh !??
Jay-*laughs* "calm down baby girl, yea we going right now"
Bri-"is Beyonce coming too ?? pleaseee can Beyonce come ??!!" *jumps up and down*
Jay-yuppp , come on let's go..*grabs her hand* BEYYYYYY ??!! Come on we leaving girl !!!
Bey-*walking out the room* "i wish you stop yelling i was just next door , dang."
Bri-yea daddy dang she was just next door
Jay-oh so now ya'll ganging up on daddy now ?
Bey-*smirks* "high five Bri"
Bri-*gives Bey a high five* "we still love you daddyyyyy"
Bey-"yea we still love you dadddyyy" *laughs*
Jay-yea you love calling me daddy huh Bey ?
Bey-*hits Jay in his chest and gives him a cold glare* "chill out and let's go"
Jay-*laughs* "ohhh fiesty i see that's what i like" *smacks bey ass hard*
Bey-*thinking* omfg i swear this nigga is lucky Bri around us..dead ass got my ass hurting and shit probably left a hand print and shit "Jay let's go!!"
Jay-*walking out the door singing* " i like em' fiesty , light skin, blond hair and light brown eyes yeaa i like tyra banks,hell naww her forehead too big , i'll stick w/ my bumble bee ohhhh i love my bumble bee yeah that girl belong in a tree because she's so sweet"
Bey-*laughs and get's in the car* Bri can your father sing ?
Bri-noooo !!!
Jay-stop tryna play me i have the most beautiful voice in the world.
Bey-*laughs* yea you wish 
Jay-*starts the car up and put Beyonce CD in and starts singing* 
                 I'd rather be with you
                 Because i love the way
                 You scream my name
                 And there's no other girl
                 That gives me what i want
                 And makes me feel this way
                 I'd rather be with you because
                 You hustle hard to take care of me
                 I'd rather be with you
                 Girl i'd rather be with you
            
15 Mins Later They Arrive at Chuckee cheese 


Bri-*gets out the car* we're alive from my daddy's singing
Bey-*laughs* i know right , he had us suffering ..
Bri-*laughs* i love you Beyonce
Bey-i love you more Brianna 
Bri-*smiles* daddy guesss what ?!!
Jay-*getting out the car* what's wrong baby girl ?
Bri-i loveeeeee youuu and Beyonce with all my heart
Jay-awww we love you a whole lot more
Bri-nuu uhhhh daddy i'll love you until you get old
Bey-*mumbles* "he's already old"
Jay-*laughs and takes out his phone* "come on let's go inside you guys"
Bey-"who you tex-" *takes out her phone and read a message*


Pop-Pop to Bumble Bee
you know what happen last time you called me old, stop fucking playing with me before i tear yo shit up and you know i'll do it


Bumble Bee to Pop-Pop
sorry baby and i know i'll be good for the rest of the day


Pop Pop to Bumble Bee 
yea that's what i thought


Bumble Bee to Pop pop
i love u (:


Pop Pop to Bumble Bee
mhmm i love you too lil shawty .


Bumble Bee to Pop Pop
chill with all that son


Pop Pop to Bumble Bee
son ? oh aite ma you got it


Jay-come on Bri let's go have someee funnnnn 
Bri-"yayyy, come on Bey" *grabs both Jay and Bey hand"


After playing 15 minutes of games Jay order some pizza for them
Bey-*whining* "baby i'm hungry"
Jay-stop whining..
Bey-but babyyyy..
Jay- i already order some pizza just chill it'll be out in a minute ..
Bey-aww you must love me ?
Jay-naw i was just hungry too
Bey-*laughs* we're the same
Jay-*laughs* "i wouldn't say that i have a dick and you have a pus-"
Bey-*rolls eyes* "okay Jay i get it"
Jay-*laughs* "hey let's go get in the balls thingy"
Bey-hell yeaa, that's my shit
Jay-*laughs* "come on ma , let's go get Bri so we can all get in there"
              


Bey, Jay and Bri get into the ball play thingy and wild out
Bri-hey daddy 
Jay-*turns around and get's hit in the head with a ball* "owww Bri what was that for?"
Bri-*laughs and continue to throw balls at Jay* cause daddy
Bey-hey Jay 
Jay-*turns towards Bey and get's hit with another ball* so ya'll think this cool ?
Bri- ATTTACKKKK !!!
Bey and Bri and started throwing endless balls at Jay, and Jay kept trying to duck them but it was no use homeboy was D O N E !
Jay-*getting out the ball pin thingy* okay you guys win, who want's pizza ?
Bri-i want somee . me , me , me !!!
Jay-*laughs* aite come on..


Bey, Bri and Jay sit at the table and enjoy their pizza...
Bri-daddy yo face was like (x_x) when we was throwing the balls at you
Bey-*laughs* "that had to be the funniest thing ever."
Jay-*laughs* "i know right"
Bey-awww you had fun with us throwing the balls at you
Jay-*looks at Bey and gives her the look* "yea i did" *continues to eat his pizza
Bey-*thinking: ohh shit i know what that look mean , man i shouldn't have been talking shit all day today and plus i help Bri throw balls at him, ughh fuck Beyonce now i'm gone work up sore tomorrow ughh fuckk, i really need to stop talking shit. hopefully i can get on his good side before we leave here* "so did you guys have fun today?"
Jay&Bri-yuppp
Bri-i'm sleepy now , daddy can we go home now ?
Jay-yea sure baby girl
Bey-*kisses Jay* mhmm
Jay-what was that for ?
Bey-oh nothing just for being a great boyfriend ya know ..
Jay-*laughs and thinks she think she can get on my good side now huh ? i'm gone fuck her shit up, but ima continue to play her lil game tho* well ya know how i do.. 
Bey-mhmm come on let's go


15 Mins later they arrive home and Bri is sound asleep..


Bey:*walks upstairs and begins to take her clothes off* "today has been a long day"
Jay-*walks in and closes the door* "and tonight gone get longer"
Bey-*runs into the bathroom, locks the door and get's in the shower*
Jay-*laughs* don't run now *unlocks the door with his key and get's in the shower*
Jay-*whispers in Bey ear* "so you think you was gone get away huh ? *starts kissing on her neck*
Bey-uhhh *moans* baby *moans*
Jay-huh ? you what ? *sticks two fingers in Bey*
Bey-*moans loud*
Jay-you what Beyonce ? *adds another finger*
Bey-*gasppp* i'm sorrryyy babyyy 
Jay-*pushes her to the wall* "yea you gone be" *rams his dick inside of Bey*
Bey-ahhhhh fuckkkk Jay
Jay-you love this dick ? huhhh ? *grabs her hair* 
Bey-ahhhhh yessss babbyyyy
Jay-yea you better 
Bey-yessss *moans*
Jay-what's my name ? *going hard*
Bey-uhhhh babbyyyy
Jay-Beyoncee what's my name ? *pulling her hair*
Bey:SHAWNNNNNN !! Fuckkk i loveee youu babee
Jay-Beyonce that's not my name ... *starts pounding inside of Bey*
Bey-fuckkk it's daddyyyy , fuckkkk JAY !!
Jay-*smirks* yeah that's what i thought..
Bey-baby sloww downnn *moans*
Jay-nawww ma you gone take this dick for talking shit, i'm running shit nowww
Bey-yesss daddyyy


After 2 hours of fucking Bey shitless Jay and Bey came down from their high
Bey-i'm sorry baby
Jay-mhmm i know you are
Bey-i am *kisses him*
Jay-mhmm
Bey-forreal tho, i learned my lesson i gotta stop talking shit..ion think ima be able to walk tho.
Jay-mhm, you'll be aite
Bey-i hope, goodnight babe ..
Jay-goodnight boo *kisses her*


TBC....


I hope ya'll enjoy this post i try to make it a lil bit longer ... and don't forget to leave comments i don't wan't silent readers . (:

UPDATE ?

Who wants me to update ??!!!!!!

Monday, January 9, 2012

BEYONCEEEEEE AND JAYYYYYYYY

BEYONCEEEE AND FUCKINGGG JAY-Z HAD THEIR BABY .. OMG I JUST WASSS CRYYY... LIKE WELCOME TO WORLD BLUE IVY CARTER.. AND JAY IS DEAD WRONG FOR MAKING ME WANNA CRY WITH THAT DAMN SONG GLORY >>>>OMG I LOVE HOV AND BEY AND LITTLE BLUE...

FAVORITE LINE OFF GLORY: YA MAMA SAID YOU DANCE FOR HER DID YOUUUU WIGGLE YOUR HANDS FOR HER

OMG THAT WHOLE SONG IS JUST. UGHHH I JUST WANNA CRY AND CRY .. LORD HELP ME...I LOVEEEEEEE YOUUUUU BEYYYY AND JAYYYYYYY !!! A PINCH OF HOV A WHOLE GLASS OF BEY ... :( ....