Sunday, October 9, 2011

BULLSHITTT !

Recap:Bey and Jay had a lil disagreement, they made up at the studio or whatever , Jay did the features on the song Bey ask him for and then they decide to go to Bey house, Her house is trashed soo they go upstairs and see a note on Bey bed and Jay picks it up to read it* .... We begin


Dear Beyonce,
            I FUCKING HATE YOUU  AND JAY-Z BITCH, YOU RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JAY AND I CAN TELL YALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER SOO BOTH OF YALL HOES GONE DIE AND LYNDELL COMING AFTER JAY AND I'M COMING AFTER YOO ASS THINK I'M PLAYIN ..
         LOVE KEYSHIA AND LYNDELL


Jay-WTF THIS SHIT CRAYYY
Bey-Jay what it say ? *Jay gives the note to Bey so she can read it*  Bey just stares at the wall
Jay-Beyonce who is lyndell ?
Bey-ummm my ex, can we leave I'm really not feeling this
Jay-*angry*yeaa i still wanna who Lyndell is /
Bey-*yelling*SHAWN NOT RIGHT FUCKINNN NOWWW ! UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE STAY HERE , I'M LEAVING WITH OR WITHOUT
Jay-Beyonce chill the fuck out yoo .. Let's go then we staying at a hotel b/c i gotta feeling my place is done to. *Jay grabs some clothes out the drawer for him (he got some clothes at Bey's)


*Jay and Bey rode to the hotel in silence to the hotel*


*Once they got into the room it was still silence, Bey went to go take a shower and Jay took one in the other bathroom (idk why it's two bathrooms in a hotel room,Bey and Jay ballinggggg , lol kayy back to the story)*


*Bey and Jay got out the shower around the same time and they got into bed with their back facing each other.It's still silent for about 10 mins. Then Bey speaks up*


Bey-*turns to face Jay* Jay ?
Jay-*back still facing towards Bey*what ?
Bey-what's all the hostility for ?
Jay-ughh Beyonce...
Bey-I'm guessing you wan't to know who Lyndell is..
Jay-what you think Beyonce ? *sarcastic*
Bey-omgggg... *sighs* Shawn Lyndell is my ex..and from the note I'm guessing he still has feelings for me ..
Jay-Beyonce do you still have feelings for him ?
Bey-*silence*
Jay-BEYONCE ANSWER MEE !!!!
Bey-No Jayyy , I wouldn't be here beside you if i had feelings for him..
Jay-you know what i don't feel like talking about this right now ... I'm going to bed.. Goodnight
Bey-whatever


*20 Mins Later*
Jay-Bey ?
Bey-What ??
Jay-I Love You Beyonce
Bey-*sighs* I love you too Shawn
Jay-I'm sorry for yelling at you, i just have a lot on my mind. do you forgive me ?
Bey-yes i forgive you Shawn, now can we talk about this in the morning I need some rest
Jay-yea *pulls Bey closer to him and whispers in her ear* Goodnight Love
Bey-*turns towards jay*Goodnight
*Jay kisses Bey and they fall asleep*


NEXT MORNING
*Bey and Jay wakes up to hearing commotion*
Bey-*whispering*Jay wtf is that ?
Jay-shidd ion know *gets up and closes the door and lock it*
Bey-i swear this some bullshit ..
Jay-be cool Bey *grabs his gun*
Bey-how the fuck i'm suppose to be cool ?
Jay-*rolls his eyes* not right now Beyonce !!
Bey-*rolls her eyes* whatever ..
*they hear noises coming to their bedroom door*
Jay-*whispers*Bey go in the bathroom
*Bey does what Jay says and Jay hides underneath the bed*
Whoever at the door picks the lock and get the door to open
Person 1-i wonder where they at  ?
Person 2-me too it don't seem like they in here
Person 1-i wanna kill that bitch Jay was suppose to be mine
Person 2-and i'm gone kill that nigga Bey was suppose to be mine
Person 1-well it don't look like they in here so let's go..we gone wait outside of the building to see what's gone happen next..
Person 2-aitee
 *They close the door and leave*
Jay-*mumbles*fucking idiotsss..
Bey-*whispering* Jay ?
Jay-*whispering*shhh Bey stay there for like 10 mins so we can make sure they don't come back..


15 MINS LATER


Jay-Bey ?
Bey-Yea ?
Jay-come out the bathroom. *slides from underneath the bed*
Bey-*angry af*i swear somebody gone die tonight and it's not gone be me or you

Jay-*laughs* chill baby thug i'll handle it, Keyshia ain't built like that.
Bey-I swear this bitch gone catch it ...
Jay-*laughing*come on we gotta call somebody so we can get out of here, these dumb motherfuckaass stalking us .
*Jay calls a few people so they can leave out the building on a side entrance they packed all their stuff and head out*


IN THE CAR
Bey-I need to get out of NY For a few days
Jay-soo what you tryna do, cause I'm down.
Bey-ummm we can't go to Houston b/c they'll automatically think we gone be there if we aren't in NY 
Jay-true let's get out the states
Bey-aite Bey booked a flight to London and Her and Jay flew out there .


IN LONDON
Jay-let's get a hotel ...
Bey-yea let's do that ..
*Bey and Jay gets a hotel*
*They go to their room and find a surprise waiting on them*


Keyshia-I Hope Yall Don't Think Yall Was Gone Get Away That Easily *Lyndell walks out the room*
Lyndell-Yea i hope yall don't think yall was gone get away.. *smirks* *points a gun towards them*
BEY&JAY-WTF , YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ??

TBC ..........


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3 comments:

  1. OMG great post...i hope Bey beats Keyshia's ass..i can't wait for the next post :)

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  2. Omg,man! Watz gone happen nxt!!Somebody gone be on that stretcher!

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