Sunday, October 9, 2011

We Do That Shit..

Recap:Jay And Bey go to an hotel in nyc after the accident at Bey house, the next morning at the hotel their heard someone outside the bedroom so they hid. Then eventually they left the hotel and flew to London to an hotel out there once they got into their hotel room it was gun pointing towards both of them...

Keyshia-I Hope Yall Don't Think Yall Was Gone Get Away That Easily *Lyndell walks out the room*
Lyndell-Yea i hope yall don't think yall was gone get away.. *smirks* *points a gun towards them*

BEY&JAY-WTF , YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ??
Lyndell-STFU Jay-Z , Hey Beyy you miss me baby ?
Bey-*means mugg him*Fuck Nooo !
Lyndell-Oh Yeah ? *kisses her*

*Before Bey can react Jay punches Lyndell right in his nose and starts to beat his ass, Kicking and punching him.. Keyshia comes over to Bey and smacks her thinking Bey aint gone do shit, Bey backs up and punches Keyshia dead in her face, and her shit starts to leak immediately Bey continue to beat Keyshia up for about 5 mins until Jay stop beating Lyndell ass (pause: two fights going on at one time shit must be real , lo okay back to the storyl ) Jay then grabs Bey off Keyshia ..

Jay-damn ma you fucked her up
Bey-& you fucked his ass up *they give each other high fives and look over to Keyshia and Lyndell in pain*
Jay-*laughs* I think they learned there lesson
Bey-You think i wasn't finish with that bitchh ..
Jay-*laughs* my baby a thug *laughs* let's call security

*Jay calls security and they take Keyshia and Lyndell out the hotel room.As the security was taking them out the room Keyshia begins to apologize to Bey


Keyshia-Beyonce I'm sorry, i'm never meant to disrespect you like that , i will never come near you or Jay-Z
Beyonce-bitchh apologize to HIM !
Keyshia-sorry babyy
Bey-*still amped from fighting Keyshia early , Bey walks over to Keyshia and smack the shit out of Keyshia causing her to fall out of the security arms, Bey hovers over Keyshia and grabs her face and looks into her eyes "BITCH DON'T DISRESPECT ME EVER AGAIN !!!!*
Keyshia-I meant to say sorry Jay-Z
Bey-yea that's what i thought*turns to security* GET BOTH OF THEM OUT OF HEREEEE !!!!!!!!
*Security takes them out of the hotel and Lyndell and Keyshia get arrested*
Jay-*just stares at Bey shocked as hell* Mhmmm I'm gone marry you
Bey-*laughs and kisses him* I Know I'm a keeper
Jay-*laughs* a keeper and cocky as hell ..
Bey-*laughs* you cute you know that ?
Jay-Yea i get that a lot ..
Bey-*gives Jay a bitch don't try me look* nevermind
Jay-*laughs* you wanna go to another hotel ?
Bey-what you sca- ? * interrupted* 
Jay-Beyonce don't play with me
Bey-*laughs* nah we can stay here we already pay for it and besides they not gone come back ...
Jay-yeaa cause we beat their asses *Gives bey a high five* (Lol, Bey and Jay are so corny and wack, lol)
Bey-come on I'm tired
*Bey and Jay takes a shower together and get in bed because they had an exhausted day*


In The Bed
Jay-you know you my ride or die
Bey-yea i know, i'm down to ride whenever. I just hope nun of your other ex's come out or i'll beat their ass too.
Jay-*laughs* have you been hanging out with Memphis Bleek ?
Bey-yupp he told me some g shit. *serious face*
Jay-*laughing hard as hell* stay away from him, next thing you know you gone be killing people, ion need you going to jail.
Bey-if i do go to jail you gone come see and call me everyday right ? *laughs*
Jay-yeaa babe i got you, imma hold you down for lifee *laughs*
*Bey and Jay laugh and enjoy each other for the rest of the night*


NEXT MORNING 
Bey-*staring at Jay while he was sleep* 
Jay-*looks at Bey staring at him*Umm why you staring at me ?
Bey-*laughing* no reason babe, just go back to sleep..
Jay-umm i'm up now sooo ..
Bey-I'm hungry
Jay-and that's why you was in my face.
Bey-yuppp sooo chopp chop, I'm hungry.
*Jay gets up and takes a shower and puts some clothes on so they can go get brunch*
Bey-*kisses Jay* you ready babe ? *Smiling*
Jay-umm yeaa *looks at Bey suspicious*, Bey wassup with all these smiles this morning is something up
Bey-*laughs* nope, I am a happy person you know .. Now comee onn..
*They leave the hotel and head out to get brunch*


AT THE RESTAURANT
*Bey and Jay get their table and order their food. Just then Bey looks up and see Keyshia walking over towards the table* 
Bey-i swear if i see this bitch again i might end up in jail
Jay-*confused* Bey what you talking about 
Bey-*turns Jay towards Keyshia* I'm talking about her !!!
Jay-omg, we both might be going to jail i'm sick that Bi-- *interrupted*
Bey-don't call her noo BITCH ! (Bey don't play that BITCH Shit , lol)
Jay-who side are you on ? and besides you just called her one
Bey-because i can, now lemme hear you call another female that..
Jay-you think you my ma *interrupted*
Keyshia-Hey
Jay-what you doing here Bi-- *interrupted*
Bey-SHAWNN ! Don't try mee !!
Jay-*looks at Bey and sighs*Keyshia wtf are you doing here ? and wtf do you keep following us ?
Bey-cause this BITCH wan't her ass beat AGAIN !!
Keyshia-*scared look* nooo(Pause: Bey got her ass shooked , damnnn thug life forreal..Lol back to the story) I just wanted to apologize on behalf of me and Lyndell.
Bey-we heard you last night ! Wtf you think we death ?
Jay-BEYYY !
Bey-what ? ain't no need for her to keep saying it for we heard her the first fucking time..
Jay-*looks at Keyshia*Ion think Bey likes you right now so you should leave we appreciate your apology tho.
Keyshia-thanks Bey and Jay
Bey-It's Beyonce to you, but now your dismissed *Keyshia leaves*
Jay-*looks at Bey and says* Why you so bossy for ?
Bey-*Laughs* i don't know
Jay-*laughs* you had her shook
Bey-i know ..
*Bey and Jay crack up for the rest of the day, later that day they pack their things and head back to the STATES*


tbc....

3 comments:

  1. wow!!!! i love how they work 2gether! i wonder if bey is bossy 2 jay in real life! probably not! lol. but great post! and thanks!!u post a lot i love that!

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  2. lmfaoo, this had me CTFU !!! Update soon plese//

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  3. Wow I'm glad that this is all over!! They handled that VERY well lol!!
    Bonnie & Clyde ;)

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