Monday, October 3, 2011

WTF ?

*The girls flight landed 3 hours later, and Mama Tina and Matthew was there to pick the girls up (they left a day early from New York to handle some business in Houston)*

Mama Tina-How was ya'll flight ? and Bey why it look like you have been crying 

Bey-*laughs to play it off* Mama i haven't been crying , I just woke up and i'm still tired.

Mama T-Mhmm Okay , so girls are you hungry ?

Kelly&Michelle-Yessssssss !!!

Bey-no thanks mama i just wanna go home and go to sleep..

Mama T-Okay well let's go

*They head home and Bey goes to her room and cries herself to sleep*

*Meanwhile Jay is at his crib in NY, thinking why Bey haven't called him .. *thinks to his self why she haven't called yet , lemmee call her*

Just then somebody knocks on Jay door ...

Jay-WHO IS IT ?!!!!!
Ty-Ty-it's me,bleek , and dame.
Jay-*opens the door and daps his boys up*Wassupp ? what yall doing ?
Bleek-shit , thats why we came to your crib
Jay-oh word ? i ain't doing nun but chilling and shit.
Ty-*mumbles underneath his breath* and thinking about beyonce
Jay-*gives Ty a death stare*
Dame-damn nigga leave ty alone we already know niggas sprung
Jay-yeaa watever
Dame-*laughs*is it cool if we invite some girls over here ?
Jay-it's cool just don't invite nun for me
Dame-*laughs*nigga she got you whipped got you all committed and shit , i respect that thoo, do you my dude.
Jay-*laughs*sometimes you gotta change... some yall need to learn how to do ..
Bleek-shiddd all i know how to do is FUCKKKK THESE HOES AND GIVE THEM THIS GOOOD DICK !
TyTy&Dame-*laughs at Bleek comment*True

*Jay leaves his boys to go to his room and shower and put on some fresh clothes(he not going nowhere he just like to look nice)*

*An hour later it's basically a party at Jays house , it's a lot of half naked girls floating around his crib , he likes what he see, but he thinks about Bey and he know he can't do that to her so he just chill and takes some shots with his boys*

It's like an hour into Jay little "party" and he is tipsy, but he not drunk
Bleek-ayeee yoo Jay you sure you don't wan't nun of these hoes ?
Jay-nahhh man i'm cool you enjoy your time
Bleek-*laughs*shidd i am i'm having a great time do you see this ass on her ? *turns the girl around so Jay can see*
Jay-*laughs*i see mann , do you thoo.
Bleek-fashooo
Ty-*laughs*yea my nigga Jay is officially committed all these beautiful woman he only wan't one , damn Beyonce got his head gonee*laughs*
Jay-*laughs*Yeaaa yeaaa some like that
Dame-*he's super drunk*Fuck Beyonce she a bitch , she ain't gone give it up like these hoes will
Jay-*getting kinda angry but don't do too much cause Dame drunk*yeaaa mane watevaa don't ever disrespect her like that ever again okay ? *serious voice*
Dame-okay mann damn

*Jay walks away*
Loud Girl-Where the hell is Jay-Z ?
Jay-*looking around because he heard his name , he finally see who it is It's His EXXXXXX Keyshia(made it up) !
Jay-*mumbles to his self*wtf is she doing here , here we go with this drama
Keyshia-Heyyy Jayyyy Baby , i miss youu you miss me ? *she's super drunk*
Jay-Hell nawww we been done like 5 months ago now get out my face
Keyshia-what Jay you got somebody else ?
Jay-maybe I do
Keyshia-*slaps Jay in his face* FUCK YOUU JAY !
Jay-yeaa watevaa *turns away*
*Jay is kinda tired of all the drunk people so he goes in his room and shuts his door , he then decides to call Bey*
*Dials Bey phone number*
Bey-Hey Babe I miss you , i'm sorry i didn't call you when i landed i went home and slept.
Jay-*laughs*damn Bey slow down it's cool ma , sooo wasssuppp you miss me ?
*KEYSHIA BUST IN HIS ROOM*
Keyshia-*being loud*WHO YOU MISS JAY , YOU MISS ME JAY CAN THAT BITCH DO IT LIKE I DO JAY ?
Bey-SHAWN WHO THE FUCK IS THAT ?
Jay-Ayeee yo Bey let me call you back
Bey-I'm COMING TO NY
Jay-Noooo Beyy Don't Come
*Bey hangs and she is pissed*
Jay-OMG , WTF YOOO NOW BEY GONE BE PISSED !!!!!!

TBC...






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